The Naming of Things

Bloggage 3rd February 2019

Bloggage
3rd February 2019

By
Alexander Gordon Jahans

So that’s three stories up so far, two from the old continuity and one from the new series.

In case you were wondering this is is a brief timeline of events in terms of where stories can be set.

Era 1. Pre Foundation - The Nothingness before the multiverse and when it was very young. in this time the elder gods exist but they are just clouds floating through the nothingness.

Era 2. The Dark Times - The Farsh-nuke has absorbed the soul of Lucy Danse, realised he has a male identity and become obsessed with women. He convinces his best friend the Bam-Kursh that women are awesome and together they go off terrorising the multiverse. Spring-Heeled Jack joins in like the mutual friend you don’t really know who goes too far.

Era 3. Post Execution - The Seven Great Empires have caught, tried and executed the Elder Gods

Era 4. The New Dawn - The Great Farsh-nuke founds the Logicios as guardians of the Multiverse and other Elder Gods come out of hiding.

Era 5. The Corruption - The Logicios have grown decadent and seed worlds to draw out the Farsh-nukes and make them remember who they are so they will be bound by morality and they can safely use them as assets. The Septaganoids grow from a nuisance and a pest to a threat.

Era 6. The Great Septagonoid War. - The Logicios are now definitively facists but the only thing preventing the multiverse being destroyed by the deeply pedantic Septagonoids. The Sylph Liberation Front begins as a resistance movement.

Era 7. The War Of The Hundred Million Universes - The Logicios wage war on a hundred million universes in the hopes of colonising them and ensuring they have the troops to ensure they don’t lose the Great Septagonoid War. Aided by an incarnation of Lucy Danse later called the Paragon the Hundred Million Universes give the Logicios enough of a bloody nose that they are able to negotiate a peace settlement and the United Civilisations of the Multiverse begins.

Era 8. Reign of the Paragon - Lucy Dance is the Paragon of Virtue and Heir to the power of the Great Farsh-nuke. She empowers the Bam-Kursh to ply their trade as the Toy Maker if they expand the United Civilisations of the Multiverse and negotiates the fight against the Septagonoids and the cold war with the Logicios.

Era 9. The United Civilisations versus the Logicios - The Logicios have been warn down by a ridiculously long war while the United Civilisations have grown ever stronger thanks to the Bam-Kursh. With the final end of the Great Septagonoid War came the vanishing of every Farsh-nuke and Lucy. It is up to their respective organisations to then fight it out.

Era 10. Fragile Peace. - The Logicios lost the war with only a small amount allowed to remain and form a better Logicio peace force to protect the multiverse while empire loyalists snuck off to different parts of the multiverse. Without the threat of a foe nor the charisma of a great leader to keep them united the United Civilisations quietly disbanded,

Era 11. The Ideology War. - With the Farsh-nuke gone the other Elder Gods have little interest in the ongoing state of affairs except that the Farsh-nuke’s old executioner Professor Logicity was warned of the coming ideology war and asked to back the Sylph Liberation front and what they wanted the multiverse to be. Professor Logicity turned to the Elder God he knew would be most in line with this new progressive outlook the non-binary Viorum Kaztif-tan and together they helped the leaders of the SLF found what would be called the Freedom Collective. They also resolved to create a new god to fill the role left by the Farsh-nuke, Robert Gordon Banks is the man who ends up taking on this role with Amy Hurst as his bodyguard.

The threat comes from the trillionaire Richard Raspberry and the so-called Alpha God Adam Godwinson. One Farsh-nuke survived through a loophole and was able to try and defeat their growing fascist movement through political means. He failed and became the plaything of Adam Godwinson until the Freedom Collective crushed the Raspberry Reich and freed the last Farsh-nuke.

Era 12. The Current Era -  The Freedom Collective has won and the multiverse is at peace. For now at least.

There is however one small thing. Every era that I have mentioned which has so far featured the multiverse has taken place within the same place in every universe, Earth. Once you know that life exists in one place and you live in a multiverse, just visit the same place every time why go anywhere else. We don’t just live in a multiverse of universes though. Every universe is itself a kind of inflationary multiverse, with connected pockets of different space time. Within one of these pockets gods from Era 2 got stuck and created the Mundis Turpis out of boredom.

Thus we have Era 12 B. The New Goddess - Amy Hurst is the new Goddess after the Events of the Way back and the fantasy series follows her story.

I currently have multiple stories already written for the series called Love Hurst set during Era 12 B The New Goddess, they just need to be proofread and edited though I want to rework episode 2 so it might be a while before that series is updated. I am also working on one scifi series set in the same general area  as the Mundis Turpis Stories.

I also hope to proofread more old stories from different eras, edit them and publish them but bare with me.

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